RUSH: Let's pretend that you're talking to Bill O'Reilly. I'll be Bill O'Reilly.
RUSH: All right. What do you think of me? Where have I gone wrong today?
CALLER: Oh, you're asking me what I think of Bill O'Reilly?
RUSH: No. I am Bill O'Reilly. What do you think of me? Tell me where I've gone wrong today.
CALLER: Oh, he does say that a lot.
RUSH: Look, all I'm telling you is that we've gotta give socialism a fair shake for the folks, I'm not going to sit here and condemn it like these right-wingers are. We've gotta give socialism a fair shake, and we hear at The Factor are going to give socialism, even communism, a fair shake. We'll do an in-depth investigation, and we'll report back because we're not knee-jerking, and we are looking out for you, the folks.
CALLER: I hear what you're saying, and when it comes to getting actual news, I don't get that from Bill O'Reilly, I get that from, well, it used to be Brit Hume, now Bret Baier --
RUSH: Well, we just don't like all this Obama bashing here at The Factor, that's for these extreme right-wingers, this Obama bashing, it's not productive, the Bush-bashing wasn't productive. We're going to give socialism and the destruction of the country a fair examination, and if we determine that Obama's destroying the country, we'll report it fairly.
CALLER: What I would have to say -- Bill O'Reilly, sir, with all due respect, I think Barack Obama is the most arrogant, egotistical man that I have ever known.
RUSH: I don't care about that. What do you think of me? Am I arrogant, too? If Obama's arrogant, nobody can be more arrogant than I am, what do you think of me, where have I gone wrong here?
CALLER: (laughing) Bill O'Reilly. Oh, my goodness.
Bill, God love 'em, is hillarious as he tries to explain his response to Rush's SPOT ON parody of him!!